Happy Birthday Adolf, 134 Years Later

Dear Adolf,

Though you are no longer with us, your legacy lives on as a powerful reminder of all Aryans of the world that we bow down to no kike of any shape or form. On this day, we celebrate your life and all that you accomplished for us as the true avatar of Aryan freedom.

While we grief at the fact that the Aryan paradise that you've envisioned and graciously attempted to create is no more, You have spared us enough time so that we may rekindle the dream and rebuild something better for generations to come.

As we honor your memory on April 20th as the new year for National Socialists and Fascists alike, we will continue to celebrate with your spirit in our hearts and keep marching onwards with our black flags flying.

Happy birthday, Adolf Hitler. Though you may be gone, your legacy lives on, and we are forever grateful for the impact you had on our lives and on the Aryan world as a whole.

Heil Hitler!